• Jonathan Shiek

ALL THE THOUGHTS We Had While Reading About Harry Styles and Olivia Wilde

First of all. Meet Olivia Wilde, actor-director (Google: Her, The Change-up, Drinking Buddies, and Booksmart), and fellow Pisces born in ‘84.

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This is Olivia with Jason Sudeikis (also of actor-producer fame), her recent 9-year fiance whom they share two kids with (THEY BROKE UP IN NOVEMBER EXCUSE ME WHERE WAS THE MEMO) 

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This beautiful creature with whipped cream hair, ladies and gentlemen…is Harry Styles.

(If you need a description…get out.) 

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Today, the internet broke when photos of Olivia Wilde and Harry Styles surfaced of them at a wedding together (AS EACH OTHER’S DATES) ….holding hands. 

If you match my face mask, you match my heart.

what the fock — Imara Natchiar (@imarastwit) January 5, 2021

Tweet after tweet appeared of everyone just scrambling to gain control of their depression and spiraling down the rabbit hole of how and when this relationship even began, with sources say it dates as far back as 5 years ago, and the two have been keeping it (VERY CLOSELY) under wraps. 

sorry, wait, you want me to WORK when Harry Styles is out there – holding 50 things in his hand at once again – officiating a wedding in a bathrobe after delivering a drink to the bride – debuting a new relationship with critically acclaimed actress and filmmaker Olivia Wilde — emily pallack. (@ily_em) January 4, 2021

seeing those pics of olivia wilde and harry styles like — elliot 🪐 (@punkandroid) January 4, 2021

Some fans were obviously in denial:

yes I completely agree that olivia can date whoever she wants and that it’s none of our business, but we got like six pictures of them holding hands harry being a gentleman like he does because they went to a wedding together which friends can do and can friends hold hands + — addi ◟̽◞̽ claims 1:32 of tpwk mv (@smile4styless) January 4, 2021

Others ship them hard: 

🚨| Harry Styles and Olivia Wilde seen holding hands today. They’re actually married and have 8 children together too! (pictures included) — vi (@goldxnvi) January 4, 2021

Others (while still in denial) are just happy to receive prime Harry content:

okay i'm not gonna talk about the olivia/harry situation y'all are taking it way too far friends exist but HE LOOKS SOO GOOD WHAT THE FUCKK😭THE HAIR THE SUIT THE TIE THE NAIL POLISH THE DETAILS IN THE SUIT THE FUCKING PURSE THE RINGSS THE FLARE PANTS OH MY GODD IM NOT OKAY😭😩 — Dana is waiting for Z livestream (@MasryDana) January 5, 2021

Here are some of our thoughts:

How very dare Harry Styles date a woman in her mid-to-late 30s who is not me?

“Why does my heart hurt so?”

Big congrats to Olivia Wilde and Harry Styles — amy (@C0INCELPR0) January 4, 2021

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